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Parrot

Job definition :

The Parrot is expected to walk around the office and express his utter admiration before the genius of every idea expressed by one of us. His core function is then to repeat tirelessly this idea so that it is not lost in the meanders of our fuzzy brains.

Required skills :

• Must speak fluently in binary (for David)
• Being easily impressed
• Not shy of wearing ridiculous costumes

Salary :

• Polly wants a cracker?

Hunchback

At Absurdus, we fully assume our superstitious nature. We are presently looking for a certified hunchback to occasionally touch his hump for (badly needed) luck. He will also be responsible of creating a dramatic atmosphere by ringing the office’s tower bells.

Required skills :

• Hunchback
• Surdity would be an advantage

Salary:

• Rags

Ps. If the candidate’s name isn’t already Igor, he should be willing to work under that name