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Discover here the
principal members of the team behind Carte Blanche and admire them!
Jonathan «
Big-Bang » Lessard
 Perfect
genetic cross between Genghis Khan, Margaret Thatcher, Delphi’s Pythia and
Copernicus, Jonathan is first and foremost the master founder of Absurdus.
Relentless administrator and certified torturer, he’s managed to keep the
discipline among this ragged group of neurotic individuals with an iron
fist. Formally denies all links with both the Enron and Canadian Liberal
Party sponsorship scandals, as well as with Pinochet’s regime in spite of
official accusations. Beware, for this Machiavellian genius’ time is
coming!
Simon «
white square on a white background » Chénier
 Responsible
for the ever changing aesthetics at Absurdus, Simon is one of these
unbearable self-centered artists. Between two spleens he’ll reinvent Art
as mankind knows it, prior to falling asleep in a puddle of bad beer and
cigarette butts. During his rare moments of lucidity however, he manages
to produce a few sketches over which the greatest art collectors fight.
Unfortunately for him he also suffers from severe memory loss, a weakness
the company exploits to the fullest by stealing most of his work. For that
matter, he really has no idea who he works for, why he does it, nor how he
makes a living.
Jean-Denis « Blood » Mahoney
 Jean-Denis
is of the “Viking with a cell phone” type. Tell him about winter sports,
extreme fighting or sacked Scandinavian villages and you’ll glimpse at his
true nature. His bloodshot eyes, the drool from his mouth and his numerous
growls largely contribute to the office’s rather unnerving climate of
fear. Sadly for all involved, he’s also the best scenarist a mother can
give birth to, which explains his very presence among the team. Always
prepared to separate wheat from chaff, right from wrong, and limb from
body with his two-handed axe lovingly nicknamed “Bertha”, he’s doing a
pretty good job of keeping the troops’ spirit high.
David « 1101000101 »
Harvey
 Although
originally a full-fledged human being, it is now difficult to precisely
distinguish David from the optic fiber network going through him and
maintaining his vital functions. Nourishing himself exclusively from
electric current and speaking only binary are the main reasons the team
usually doesn’t take him along to the many cocktails and mundane evenings
it attends. Day and night, his mind works on elaborating the most daring
and refined algorithms to increase the performances of the Absurdotron
(the company’s internal network - and incidentally one of his organs).
Amongst his various activities, David is also responsible for the optimal
dialysis of the water used for the common coffee pot, because as he is
fond of saying “you are what you eat”.
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