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September 2005 : Release of Carte Blanche's
first episode |
What are you waiting for? Go get in line
somewhere to buy it! Get two or more if you can afford it!
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October 2005 :
Spending of
incomes |
The Absurdus team is used to working under
pressure with limited resources. In order to maintain motivation, it
will be necessary to spend carelessly the expected record-breaking
incomes of Carte Blanche. We will thus be busy buying luxury
houses and, why not, make the biggest sangria in the world!
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March 2006 : Absurdus Virtual Casino |
Activation of the Absurdus Virtual Casino. Come and bet your savings
on this one, you could win big! We are even committed to actually
paying with real money some of the winners.
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May 2006 : The
first 3d character in space |
This bold project consists in creating a 3d character, copying it on
a CD and casting it out of Earth's orbit using cheap yet clever
means of propulsion. This seemingly futile experiment should have
extraordinary repercussions for the human race.
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Summer 2006 : The
world's biggest sangria, take 2 |
Never backing off from a challenge and fearing no ethylic coma, the
Absurdus team is committed to break its unbreakable record of
October 2005. This project is very representative of our team's
strong ambition and dynamism
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Autumn 2006
: Absurdus buys
Microsoft |
At
this stage of Absurdus' development, our analysts consider the
possibility of buying Microsoft and burning all their assets in
order to roast marshmallows and thus feed Africa. Following this
event, we foresee the coming of a new golden age based on the
providential return of DOS 6.2
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November 2006 :
Absurdus
buys Luxemburg |
Being at this point an entertainment mega-corporation expressly for
your greatest pleasure, Absurdus will need to expand its office
space. This is why we plan on buying the small European country and
fill it with desks, chairs, computers, coffee machines and parking
lots. The opening of a Walt Absurdus World Resort (working title) is
also to be expected.
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January 2007 :
Proclamation
of the Absurdus
Millenium |
Having brought employment, prosperity and entertainment to all parts
of the globe, our experts foresee that the leaders of all the
nations in the world will express their gratitude by proclaiming
this millenium "The Absurdus Millenium". As benevolent kings, we
will forgive them for their late recognition of our contribution to
human history. In fact, The Economist will say about us : "They
did a great deal for the global economy, they are truly the masters
of the world of today, and a boon to
humanity."
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